i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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