I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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