I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Are we still banned from the library?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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