Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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