4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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