can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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