Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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