what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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