dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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