final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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