I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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