Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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