you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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