im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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