I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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