i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I didn't notice because vodka
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I am one with the molecules
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh god it's open bar.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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