Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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