Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
