My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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