Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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