You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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