How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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