nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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