I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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