He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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