So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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