Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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