I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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