Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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