He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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