Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
