What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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