I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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