I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
