So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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