if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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