around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I am naked and annoyed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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