its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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