I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
