Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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