i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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