He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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