someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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