Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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