Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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