I want to have your abortion
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
