their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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