Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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