how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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