I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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