i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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