oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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